Top 10 Funniest Rides in GTA Online 2026

GTA Online has thrown out all sorts of vehicles across its 13 years. Some are out there and odd, others dead serious. Top car prices keep shifting, but one thing holds steady: grab the ones that are a blast to drive.

Each one packs unique handling and features that make them solid buys. They crank up the chaos in Los Santos with raw speed, wrecking everything, or a combo of the two.

Vigilante

The Batmobile of GTA Brings Vengeance for the Cost of $3,750,000

The Vigilante straight up looks and drives like the Batmobile. It is a total beast that lets you hit high speeds, ram right through other cars, and use a recharging rocket boost to run down anyone dodging you.

You get a ton of fun out of it, from acting like you nabbed Batman's ride to ramping off stuff in Los Santos, blasting into the air with the rocket boost, pushing max speeds, and locking OP missiles on any target that gets in your way.

Nagasaki BF400

The Best Off-Road Vehicle Costs Just $95,000

The Nagasaki BF400 keeps ranking as one of the best fun rides around, with uses for days. Yeah, there are top-tier bikes like the Hakuchou Drag for HSW Time Trials, but this one does not need fancy extras to dominate.

Planning time in Blaine County? This is your bike. It is a revved-up Sanchez that tears across dirt at high speeds and pulls off flips and wheelies easy, no traction from pricier bikes slowing you down.

APC

Grief With Protection For $3,092,250

The APC hauls a squad of four bloodthirsty players in full safety. Bulletproof windows, solid speed for its tank build, and it shrugs off about four rockets. Solo play is not its strong suit, but those passenger turrets gear it up for battle.

Default turrets hit hard enough, and bunker research upgrades add explosive rounds to turn it into pure destruction on wheels. Oppressors stay away, and anyone on foot just runs for nothing.

Invade and Persuade Tank

Become a Tiny Troll For Just $2,275,000

The Invade and Persuade Tank is a mini RC ride that puts you behind the wheel of a small tank on Los Santos streets, totally safe. Pull it up in the interaction menu, hop in, and your character vanishes so you can rack up kills with no one dropping you.

It stays off radar, jumps solid, and moves quick enough to zip the map. Pack it with weapons, build a wanted level, and smash players who cannot touch this pocket powerhouse.

Ramp Buggy

Make Traffic a Thing of the Past For $3,192,000

No flying cars or heavy weapons here, just pure simple joy with the Ramp Buggy. It holds its own with solid speed. And that hood ramp?

Any car coming at you flips right off and sails into the sky. Watch the car shower in your mirror. Hate dodging traffic? This ride clears the road for you.

F-150 Raiju

The Best Jet Comes at a Mighty Cost of $6,855,000

Jets have come and gone for sky fights, but the F-150 Raiju holds the throne. Insanely fast with stealth mode that hides it from radar until your weapons light them up and send them respawning.

Skip the griefing, it is still a riot to pilot. Wins dogfights, schools Oppressor Mk IIs, and VTOL lets you land anywhere, no runway needed. Cash for it makes it worth the fly.

Coquette D10 Pursuit

Become a Police Officer with Style for $5,620,000

Players begged Rockstar for personal cop cars since launch. The Coquette D10 Pursuit makes it real. Other police rides exist, but none match its sleek speed and supercar flair with LSPD badges.

Ideal for cruising as a cop and pulling over players in RP. Snag it or any cop car to unlock Vincent's Dispatch Work and terrorize NPCs.

Vapid FMJ Mk V

The Fastest Supercar in 2026 Costs $2,965,000

The Safehouse in the Hills update dropped a new king: the Vapid FMJ Mk V. Ridiculous speed plus HSW upgrades make it a monster, unless a pedestrian clips you.

Feel the grip, acceleration, and top end team up to ditch cops and smoke any HSW race field.

Scramjet

Become a Speed Racer of Ground and Sky for $4,000,000

A few reasons make the Scramjet a riot: homing missiles that lock and cannot miss, plus jump and boost for short flights like a wheeled missile.

Blazing ground speed, combined with jumps and boosts, lets you vault buildings and rocket to spots or targets. Built purely for laughs.

Oppressor

Fall With Style For $2,750,000

The Oppressor feels dated next to the Mk II, but owning and riding it stays super fun. No true flight like the sequel, just ground pounding with glide wings.

Rocket boost cranks speed, pull up for stylish glides. MOC and Bunker upgrades toss in rockets and machine guns for some bite on this plaything.