Cyberpunk 2077 is a huge game... with a lot of wild and weird types of weapons and gear. However, the weirdest one amongst them is probably a "dildo" club weapon named "Sir John Phallustiff". Here's how you can acquire it in Cyberpunk. It is a reference to Sir John Falstaff, a lecherous knight from a few of Shakespeare’s plays... and the word "phallus".
About the Dildo Club "Sir John Phallustiff"
This weapon only spawns in a certain room of the No-Tell Motel, which can only be unlocked after a particular sexual encounter. It is unsure if other sexual encounters would open up this room or not.
Step By Step Guide
Step 1
The fastest way to get this is to side with Meredith Stout of Militech during "The Heist" main mission. You need to meet up with her before going to the Maelstrom gang's lair and received the corrupted shard. After resolving the mission by either buying the bot with the shard or shoot everything, you need to talk to her after exiting the gang's hideout - where she would mention that your service might be required later.
Step 2
After a certain amount of time has passed in Act 2, she would contact you. This can be skipped by just sleep in your bed for a few days to pass. After Meredith Stout contacts you, pick the option to flirt over text and start a side mission for a one-night stand at the motel.
Step 3
Enter the No-tell Motel and head to the third floor, where you will find Meredith waiting in Room 6 ready for a sexual encounter. The Dildo would spawn on the bed afterward - while it does not have any special attributes outside of the flavor text, the thing deals great damage and has a unique "vibrating " sound when used. It is a blunt weapon - the damage dealt would not be lethal.
With the item being an iconic weapon... you can upgrade or craft more powerful versions.
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